I enjoy watching the Winter Olympics in Canada despite the tragic death of Nodar Kumaritashvili. I also can’t help but smile whenever I hear the commentator yell out “Crikey!”

However, while watching these intense, high-speed skiing events, I can’t help but get distracted by the ugly ski uniforms the Americans are wearing. Come on! The USA team is representing the great nation of America and the best we can come up with is this pajama-like design? The USA team is seen by millions and millions of people all around the world and we are dashing through the snow in THAT?

Dear Team USA uniform designers,
Please stop embarrassing our athletics with those dull, unflattering, pajama uniforms! Learn to use some happier and inspiring colors and patterns!
Thanks.
A concerned citizen

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