Over the weekend, I decided I need to increase my professional wardrobe so I headed to the local mall. On the way into the mall from the parking lot, I was trailing a lady with an acid-wash jean skirt that was edged with black lace tulle. I was so astonished by this bad piece of clothing that I whipped out my iPhone and took a photo as a precautionary tale of what not to wear.

Unfortunately I wasn’t able to take a photo from the front. There were black tulle roses all along the lower right side and if memory serves me right, there was a slit too! It would’ve been magnificent to see the skirt in all its glory.

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